August 6, 2007

BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW!

Mom hooked me up with this little treasure- enjoy!

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box
said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped,
because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's..... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"
button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

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